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Daggett Beaver Appreciation 

I may only pull Daggett out of the wardrobe once about every 2 weeks when I feel likeI’ve had enough of Norbert, Brian and Dog. But when I do it’s like HOLY SHIT, DAGGETT BEAVER! FUCK!
Like; a middle aged man in a sexless marriage randomly meets a studding 20-something in a bar and has sex with her in some hotel room shortly after. 
IT’S THE BEST FUCKING SEX YOU’VE HAD IN YEARS!
Daggett Beaver is that.
And he’s like, ugly in a beautiful way. He’s such the opposite to sexually attractive that it’s HOT! Like, you shouldn’t want to smother him with your body and taste him and smell him but… it’s impossible to resist. It’s naughty. Guilty. But you just HAVE TO. That face is just begging you to SMASH that body and thrash that meat.
He’s just delicious.
And once every two weeks I experience something that simply blows my mind.
And that’s why I really, really like Daggett Beaver.
He is my Brown Sugar.

I may only pull Daggett out of the wardrobe once about every 2 weeks when I feel likeI’ve had enough of Norbert, Brian and Dog. But when I do it’s like HOLY SHIT, DAGGETT BEAVER! FUCK!

Like; a middle aged man in a sexless marriage randomly meets a studding 20-something in a bar and has sex with her in some hotel room shortly after. 

IT’S THE BEST FUCKING SEX YOU’VE HAD IN YEARS!

Daggett Beaver is that.

And he’s like, ugly in a beautiful way. He’s such the opposite to sexually attractive that it’s HOT! Like, you shouldn’t want to smother him with your body and taste him and smell him but… it’s impossible to resist. It’s naughty. Guilty. But you just HAVE TO. That face is just begging you to SMASH that body and thrash that meat.

He’s just delicious.

And once every two weeks I experience something that simply blows my mind.

And that’s why I really, really like Daggett Beaver.

He is my Brown Sugar.

this picture pretty much sums up tonight’s mood on my side
\oh brian

this picture pretty much sums up tonight’s mood on my side

\oh brian

I shouldn’t like this but I LOVE it

I shouldn’t like this but I LOVE it

BREAK ME!

BREAK ME!

Brian gets such a hard time.

That’s another reason why I love cartoons; you can fuck them up as bad as you want and they always bounce back.

Imagine of Brian was real but ultimately indestructible like a cartoon should be; I could indulge one of my many sick fetishes of being able to horrifically hurt him and get off on it, and have him come back good as new tomorrow.

It’s one of those really weird things about being me; It would be enjoyable to really ruin Brian, to torture and break him.

I don’t fully understand how I can want that even a little bit.

he’s a fucking cartoon

And I love him like a person.

why are you still reading this?

So… Norbert’s real and we’ve been living together for a while now and suddenly he’s really sick…

Do I take him to a Vet?

i shake my fist angrily at the internet 

What other cartoon characters are you deeply in love with other than norbert the beaver? :)

Brian Griffin 

Dog; Footrot Flats.

and to some extent, Daggett Beaver.

That is all. Everyone else is pure eye candy. Sweet sugar. Devils food.

Although my love for the Norb and Dag is,of a childhood since, I still love seeing your love for them. Fun fact: the Yahoo! Clock in the show updated in real time. Oh and a big thank you for showing me how hot Brian and Norbert are together ;)

Thanks, that’s great. My Brian/Norb combo isn’t a widely appreciated thing, I just do it for me so I’m glad at least you like it :-)

FEEL THE LOVE!